nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

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quebec nordiques

Fucking awesome team who are now the Colorado Avalanche. They are gnarly.

Dude he really Quebec Nordiqued it UP!

by j03 April 8, 2004

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Nordies

short for Nordstrom, the department store.

Tutti: Nice shoes. Where'd you get them, Costco?
Blair: I paid 250 bucks for these at Nordies, you ignant bitch.

by psychobabble July 30, 2008

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Nordic Tug

When your girl puts her hands in the freezer then gives you a hand job.

Damn brah, Sally gave me the most frigid Nordic Tug ever last night! I think my dick has frostbite!

by Not Mark Twain April 21, 2016

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The Nordic Ski team girls beat all the boys and they are wicked hot!! They are the hottest girls in school and they wear crazy SPANDEX!! All girls wish they could be as fast as they are and all guys wish they could get in their spandex!!

guy 1: Did you see those hot girls getting on that bus yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeahh, they looked hot in that spandex! damnnnn!! they nordic ski girls!

by jgj May 28, 2007

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nordical

something that relates to the scandinavian countries or to nordic skiing. often used to describe an item of clothing used in nordical skiing when worn doing something other than nordic. it usually describes sweaters, spandex, or extremely sexy suspender pants

nordic dude 1: "check out that full body spandex"
nordic dude 2: "yeah, those chicks are so nordical"

by princessflower November 25, 2010

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