nong wrapper

A nong wrapper is often identified as a slippery piece of clothing that goes on the male genitals. In Australian slang a nong wrapper is a condom
"come on baby stick it in me"
"just wait a sec i need to put on my nong wrapper"
by BlackishPanda October 27, 2015
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Ning-Nong

A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.
"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)

Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!

"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
by Pro-love Girl February 18, 2011
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Nong Poy

A Beautiful Thai Ladyboy who won Miss Tiffany Universe in 2004. She had SRS when she was 17 and was 19 when she won the pageant.
Nong Poy, turning straight guys gay since 1983.
by tehpwnzerer November 27, 2008
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Nong Slap

DUDE! that guy just nong slapped him!
by mr. heybails November 23, 2009
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ning nong

1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong
after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 03, 2006
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Nim Nong

Someone whom you love, and want to hit with a light insult.
Most frequently used when sarcastic, after something stupid is sarcastically said, and believed by a gullable person.
'Becca, you're such a nim nong!' :)
by Katya and Becca January 15, 2008
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