A nong wrapper is often identified as a slippery piece of clothing that goes on the male genitals. In Australian slang a nong wrapper is a condom
by BlackishPanda December 23, 2015
Get the nong wrappermug. A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.
"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)
Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!
"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!
"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
by Pro-love Girl March 5, 2011
Get the Ning-Nongmug. A Beautiful Thai Ladyboy who won Miss Tiffany Universe in 2004. She had SRS when she was 17 and was 19 when she won the pageant.
by tehpwnzerer December 15, 2008
Get the Nong Poymug. by mr. heybails November 22, 2009
Get the Nong Slapmug. 
1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong
after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"
by im the best August 3, 2006
Get the ning nongmug. Someone whom you love, and want to hit with a light insult.
Most frequently used when sarcastic, after something stupid is sarcastically said, and believed by a gullable person.
Most frequently used when sarcastic, after something stupid is sarcastically said, and believed by a gullable person.
by Katya and Becca January 17, 2008
Get the Nim Nongmug.