john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.

Nolan Loss is retarded.

by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019

Noon mench

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.

Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing

by TheConePlayz June 28, 2021

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

noona

A Korean term used to refer to an older girl (older sister).

"That noona is so pretty!"
"Which noona from Girls' Generation is prettier, Yuri or Yoona?"

by Tdxiang August 13, 2009

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

nononononono

u farted

u did a nononononono

by sheepneum October 27, 2020