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Nobsession

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.
Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.
by Kyles mum May 19, 2010
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Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle
get out of my way you nobstacle
by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012
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nobbs

A word to describe someone extremely cool and attractive. Must also have a way with the ladies.
(usually used as a noun, but can also be an adjective and occasionally a verb)
Guy 1: Hey dude I got two bj's last night.
Guy 2: Really? You're like nobbs, man!
by psycolope March 20, 2009
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nobsickle

Fun to shout at passers by. Sometimes i sit in a crowded room and shout it. Go on. Write it down. Nobsickle.
OI YOU NOBSICKLE!
I say you are a wee bit of a nobsickle.
by Madeleine January 9, 2005
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nobass

A nobass is almost always seen in the wild and rarely ventures inside. When it does, it often gets laughed at. A notable nobass is actor Tom Grimes.
You think you're cool but you're actually a nobass.

Where did the nobass go?

That asshole of a nobass stole my car!
by duuuuuuuuuude12321 March 23, 2009
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nobsack

Literally - The bag of balls thats hangs beneath the penis/cock/dick/nob as part of the male genitalia.

Metaphorically - Someone who you really dislike and want to insult. It usually just comes out as you cannot think of a better insult.
"Jonathan i dislike you"

"Yeah well i think your a complete ... nobsack"
by Josh_Guernsey May 30, 2006
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Nobsquach

Some who likes to sit on the couch all day, watch T.V. and eat baked potatos.
they usually are watching "Good Times."
Basicly it means u are a lame fat loser with no life.
Dude you guys remember Jon back in 3rd grade? yeah the one that was all fat. he is totaly a nobsquach now.
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