ful nob

Pronounced "fool nob". Slang for someone who is a nob but extra foolish. Spelled "ful" because "fool nob" is a ful nob way to spell it.

Sterling: "Did you hear about what Joel did with that drunk girl last night?"
Nathan: "Yeah man joel is such a ful nob"

by MrFantasmo April 11, 2017

nob jocky

the term nob jocky comes from the phrase "poof." it means: to ride on cock (ie. Nob)

yo you nob jocky go find ur boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Original Wankster August 20, 2004

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult

that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey

by Jose February 5, 2004

Ripe Nob

A nob that is tender and ready to explode.

Can also be described as juicy.

Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.

Swift - "i have a riper nob if you like a bite"

by DJD December 20, 2003

nob eye

First Found in Leeds , refers to someone in disfavour who appears to have a penis protruding from the eye socket, this person is often a crank.

Whats that, you're the biggest nob eye ive ever met, crank!

by gellygrant June 11, 2006

Spare Nob Syndrome

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.

Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.

by Erratic Doorhandle April 29, 2010

nob swirly

When Pleasure Is Given To The Penis, Either By Hand, Mouth, Or other, In A Swirling Motion Clockwise Or conter-clockwise Which Ever Is Preferred.

Helga Gave Me The Best Nob Swirly Last Night Hands Down, No Bullshit....

by Nob swirly March 5, 2015