nissan 

what i consider a less reliable honda...that is most common for rust and terrible exhaust problems

"What the F*&K my exhaust just fell off!"

Kid walks into autobody shop

Guy at counter: "What can I do for you today?"

Kid:"I have a nissan"

Guy at counter: "Okay, I take it your car needs some cancer treatment?"

Kid:"Yes:

nissan by idflkjw August 24, 2006

Nissan 

Somebody who’s Nissan, it’s somebody who’s is eternally beautiful.

Omg you’re so Nissan!

Nissan by Itachi96 February 23, 2021

Nissan 

Sexiest person in the whole fucking world♡︎

You're Amar Nissan

Nissan by Narutoe November 23, 2021

Nissan 

He’s a an absolute gentleman! He’s very cute and good looking.

A hopeless romantic, has his way with words and extremely sweet gestures. Sometimes he’s too good to be real. Although ladies, he’s on reserve until he finds someone deserving.

How do you want your man to be?

Like Nissan

Nissan by you.know.who.cutie November 23, 2021

Nissan 

A guy with a tiny dick but when erected it turns into a horse cock. It's usually a hot guy with blond hair, very popular, but a "Nissan" will never grow taller than 6 feet.

After seeing a tiny dick in the shower room, but hearing he's a monster in the bedroom. "That guy has got to be a Nissan".

Nissan by Phoenix having a go November 23, 2021

Nissan 

A good idea to buy if it’s not a CVT

That new Nissan Z looks finer than Emma

Nissan by RemovePork May 27, 2022

Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011