Nipplenis

Probably a small penis that's just shrunken, old, and shrivled but you're not entirely sure that it's not actually a really weird nipple after all.

Possibly also could be a forgotten seaside town in a northern backwater that you past through once whilst on your way to somewhere else. It's quite probable that you stopped for a piss but the toilets were locked or out of order.

At what age do you think your cock give up and just goes fully nipplenis on you?

by Captn27 November 27, 2020

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.

I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

Nipplefish

1: A fish with nipples.

2: An extremely ugly woman

3: An extremely horrible form of sex

1: "Man, that fish I lost had nipples! It was a nipplefish!

2: "Whew, that woman is a nipplefish!"

3: "Well, I just got done nipplefishing her..."

by Fatiguely November 3, 2007

Nippletickler

One who likes to tickle nipples. This can also be used to call someone a clown, jokster, goof, crazy, etc.. Some people you can just tell by their appearance that they are nippleticklers. Others it takes a little more research to discover this.

"Dude did you just see that chick? she was freakin hott."

"ha yeah, whatever you little nippletickler."

by Lukefrizzle November 17, 2011

Nipplets

What you call your nipples when they get hard and cold...

(I just got in the pool)
"wow, look at my nipplets"

by realangel October 24, 2008

Nippleitis

When one's nipples are always hard, no matter what the situation.

John: "Dave your nipples are always so hard even when it isn't cold out"
Dave: "Yeah dude I have a serious case of nippleitis "

by jibbydibby September 17, 2015

Nipplets

The male version of nipples

my nipplets are cold

by TG: 83 September 28, 2004