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Nightsad

Similar to a nightmare, but rather than being frightening and leaving you on edge, they are upsetting and leave the person who experienced it feeling sad.
"How was your sleep?"
"Terrible. I had a nightsad and couldn't fall back asleep."
by cog support bot 800 October 1, 2019
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nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.
"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023
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The nightfly

The nightfly is an album written

And produced by donald fagen 1/2 of the jazz Rock fusion duo "steely dan"(the other half being. The late Walter Becker.) This album marked fagens nascent foray into his Solo career. It was released on October 2nd.1982. the album itself is a sentient blend of post war 2 euphoria and cautious optimism. Fagen himself stated that the album was written from the perspective of e young teenage boy growing up in postwar suburban tracts like levittown. One thematic thread which runs throughout the album is an almost naive sense of optimism as evidenced by the song "igy"(90 minutes from New York to Paris well by '76 we'll be waiting there!) To counter balance this naivety

The song "new frontier" imagines survival in a post nuclear world. (Well.we're going to a wing ding a summer smoker underground

It's just a shelter that my dad. Built just in case the reds decide to 'push the button down!) The closing cut on the album is a prescient nod to the currently trendy south beach in Miami "walk between rain drops" ("on that fine day we'll find each other on that Florida shore and we'll walk between the rain drops...,.back to your door!")
Donald fagens the nightfly was the most technically sophisticatedly produced album for its time.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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longhorn nightstand

Participant A stands in a handstand fully erect with a dildo protruding from his anus whilst participant B executes an old fashioned HJ and participant C works the dildo. All 3 participants are wearing ostrich boots, naturally.
I walked in on my mom and uncle performing the longhorn nightstand again whilst my dad worked the C position, I can’t unsee this
by Buffalo Gums May 7, 2021
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lesser x nightly

A ship between a friend named lesser and another friend named nightly
OMG GUYS I BUSTED A NUT LESSER X NIGHTLY CONFIRMED!!!!11!!1!1!!11!!!1
by Mr.Raisin January 30, 2018
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NightlyTundra65

A Pro Pavlov Player who is also a Youtuber/Streamer
Man, NightlyTundra65 is so cool.
by NightlyTundra65 February 11, 2023
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Uncle Fester's Nightstand

Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.

Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice

Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)

Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.

Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter
by Jamscone April 28, 2022
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