Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013

newscapepro

a famous youtuber who i love and you should watch and subscribe too.
love him put this up for you.

hes a youtuber called newscapepro

by LarmaLarma April 19, 2018

Newspaper Carrier

Person who gets up at o-dark-thirty and throws newspapers out of a car while driving in circles. Cranky until sleep is had.

Please, tip your newspaper carrier!

by Apryle October 17, 2008

staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.

"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"

by Calchum October 13, 2017

Newscapepro

A person who has a camera for a face who goes by the name Cory/Carl and has a really cool YouTube channel.

If Newscapepro is reading this, I shall then die happy now.

by Galxy_the_pokemon_gamer February 6, 2018

newspaper

An instrument aiding the execution of the common house fly.

damnit its another fucking fly ruining my general eating experience, here pass me that newspaper...*big chase ensues* WHAP... damn straight its dead.*picks smeared remains up off cupboard door*

by Sir Slinky July 14, 2006

sunday newspaper thick

To describe a woman who is overly thick in the right places. So thick that it would make a man fall to his knees. So thick that Buffy the Body would clap her hands in applause.

"Man you over their lookin at the monday paper, this girl over here is sunday newspaper thick"

by Full Course Meal June 11, 2006