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needling

When one man loves another man very much, and one man has a VERY large penis and the other has a very SMALL penis, and the man with the small penis sticks his penis inside the urethra of the large penis, then they have needled.
"Alright, now slide your penis into my penis..."

"OH GOD YOU'RE NEEDLING ME! HOLY SHIT! AHHH GOD!"

"So you're saying that when two men needle and one man cums, then semen will enter the other man's penis and mix with his semen and then go back into the first man's penis and then the process will repeat? COOL!"

"Oh, god, I can't believe we just needled. I mean, at first I didn't think it was even possible. I need a smoke"
by Lord Funzor January 2, 2009
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nelling

dreaming of ways to get the girl back into your life
Jimmy- Hey man! What you at? You outta it man!
Obi- Oh yeh man, just nelling.
by hatestartswithc October 17, 2008
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snurd nerdelling

act of rearranging your boyfriends turds with your penis :)
last night me and dean were snurd nerdelling all night
by Codey92 July 28, 2012
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Needling

When one with a needle dick gets completely out of control. Completely out of line. Needling to the extreme.
by Dennmoney March 3, 2011
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Needling the weiner

The act grabbing a man's penis and sticking a needle in the hole and shoving it in as far as possible.
He just randomly started needling the weiner.
by BobobobobobobBOB!!! July 7, 2010
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G-Nelling

When one selects to spend time with a girlfriend or video-game friends, instead of hanging out with friends who one has already said he will hang out with.
Fictitious example: Drew said he would join in a BFME2 game, but instead went G-Nelling.

Possibly Fictitious Example 2: We went to house across the street and Anonymous Arena'd or G-Nelled instead of join in the game.
by ForanPower January 19, 2008
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nevilling

When a person constantly has a DEADLY case of combined (and very noticeable) hungry-bum and camel-toe.
She's completely nevilling, I'm not sure if her ass or snapper are going to bite through those pants first!!
by Degy April 7, 2014
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