newborn warshack

When lurch dresses up like a baby and runs around town in a diaper snaking gay dude in the ass

How did lurch end up in jail? He was the Newborn Warshack last night….

Again?!

Son of a bitch….

by OneSpicyBurrito December 22, 2023

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

sock newborn

When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.

--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."

by steelroots2013 August 23, 2012

Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

newbongitis

After hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. These symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.

"Sweet frosted Gear bong man!"
"Yeah dude, it's awesome, but I got newbongitis from it."

by Eben Tanner April 12, 2008