piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

Bulldog Piss Nettle

In refeference to an ugly person. Their face is said to look like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle. For short hand the words BPN may be referred to.

For example "Hey that girl is hideous."
"Yer what a BPN(Bulldog Piss Nettle)!"

by Jimmy Woods January 22, 2006

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Nettle's triangle

An act involving a Jamaican, a bisexual and a donkey. The two humans involved each grab a nettle branch while positioned either end of the donkey, hence forming a triangle.

We were so wasted last night, ended up grabbing Pete's donkey and making a Nettle's triangle

by Skoomacatsmum April 7, 2020