Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 22, 2006

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 20, 2008

net banger

a person who claims a set, gang, or just acts thuggish while on the internt

Yea, he had all these pictures of him wearin red on his facebook page, i can't stand net bangers.

by ShaquishaMonicka October 4, 2007

nuthanger

chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.

If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.

by truefriend723 January 12, 2010

Net banger

Some who is all talk on internet but doesn’t do shot in real life.

“Ima fuck you up bro on sight when I see you”
“Ok net banger

by Taysom.w January 11, 2022

net banger

A net banger pretends to be "gangsta" over the internet, in chatrooms, forums etc. and usually is some 10 year old rich white kid, they often "spel rong in purepos to shaw ppl thei havnt goto skool match" or just "5pe11 1337"

g4ngst4h_187: u a snitch a55 n1gg4 homie
Jonathan: wtf?
Joe: nevermind he is just another net banger

by SuckMyBalls January 17, 2008

Netbang

The act of "banging" over the internet, either via Instant Message or e-mail.

Jack: "Hey sexy, wanna Netbang later?
Jill: "Sure, meet me online at around 10 tonight, then we'll get started..."

by Philip the butt pirate March 12, 2009