Nerp

To rifle threw a bunch of stuff that wasn't yours and take things that were not actually your possessions to begin with.

Did you see that wingnut over here by my camp nerping through my tent last night?They grabbed so much stuff from of mine they could open there own thrift store!

by Richard Headdy III February 4, 2022

Nerp

1. A lower version of the Rasputin dance.
2. A form of power in which you do number one, and you can do anything.

1. He did the nerp for a dancing contest and won.
2. He put some nerp in it, and was able to kick a fortnite.

by Dictionare2560 February 14, 2023

Nerp

A creature from another universe that is a being of pure happiness and cuteness, these creatures love hugs and love and are not afraid to cuddle you.

Hey look at that nerp!

by The Nerp God May 13, 2023

NERP

Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race.

Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...
~The NERP doctrine

by Budlong October 18, 2006

NERP

Not even remotely possible

Nerp.... I definitely don’t want to hang out...

by Hallys March 31, 2020

nerp

A term to describe boredom. Or just a word to say aloud for no reason at all. Nerp.

"Julia said, "NERP", when Erick stuck his finger in the wrong hole....gross"


"NERP!"

by Elijah Thornberry October 18, 2006

Nerp

Someone who feigns illness to get out of working choosing to live off benefit payments instead.

Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.

Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp

Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.

Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.

Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.

Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.

Me:- I don't.

by Mr and Mrs Camel April 7, 2010