negatoilets

negative person/hater - introduced by Mark Minervini

I BLOCK NEGATOILETS! If you can't figure out what a negatoilet is, ask someone positive.

by zemacnica November 29, 2021

Captivity of negativity

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

negative IQ

An invisible beam emitted form the brains of stupid people such that you feel dumber when they enter a room.

"He radoiates negatove IQ.. I can feel myself get dumber everytime I see him.

by Paulzerz September 20, 2003

negative creep

A creep, who's negative.

I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
I'm a negative creep.
And i'm stoned.

by chives42 October 10, 2007

Negative Nancy

A nickname given to a guy or a girl who always has a negative spin on things. Always brings the mood down with the doom and gloom analogies.

Jack: Way to go Billy...a grand slam!
Tom: God, it's about time he only struck out the last four at bats.
Jack: Just shush and quit being such a Negative Nancy and be thankful it wasn't a fifth strikeout, but it was a grand slam.

negative bad outlook

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

negative gap

The measurement, in inches, of the distance of fat of an obese person that rests on a table at an eating establishment.

My overwheight uncle squeezed into our booth at Applesleaze, revealing his four inch negative gap.

by CTBeatbox April 2, 2007

negative ass

A rear end that is flat or non-existent, or, in extreme cases, even oddly concave.

"My jeans flap in the back 'cause I got a negative ass."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006