Punch line to the joke listed below.
Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.
Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"
Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
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*listens to lemmings on the run* (lemmings on the run)
HahahahahahahahahahHAAHAH Haahahahahahahaa HOLY SHIT I'M NERPY1
HahahahahahahahahahHAAHAH Haahahahahahahaa HOLY SHIT I'M NERPY1
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Jack : YOUR MOM !!
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Get the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me mug.A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.
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On London Underground maps these lines are individually colour-coded yellow, pink and magenta. When viewed side-by-side the lines resemble Neapolitan ice cream, albeit with the Metropolitan line's dark magenta replacing Neapolitan ice cream's chocolate brown.
On London Underground maps these lines are individually colour-coded yellow, pink and magenta. When viewed side-by-side the lines resemble Neapolitan ice cream, albeit with the Metropolitan line's dark magenta replacing Neapolitan ice cream's chocolate brown.
Example 1:
"How do I get from Liverpool Street to Farringdon?"
"Any of the Neapolitan lines will do"
Example 2:
"What lines pass through Baker Street?"
"The Bakerloo, Jubilee and Neapolitan lines"
"How do I get from Liverpool Street to Farringdon?"
"Any of the Neapolitan lines will do"
Example 2:
"What lines pass through Baker Street?"
"The Bakerloo, Jubilee and Neapolitan lines"
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Get the Neapolitan lines mug.1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother
2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple
2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple
"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
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