Neanderman

(n) A human that does not look evolved and has a more primitive, ape-looking face as if they were part Neanderthal. Usually caused by chain smoking for an extended amount of years.

"Becky, a Neanderman, was captured today by scientists mistaking her for the missing link."

by Johnathan Thunder October 24, 2009

Neanderballing

To be naked from at least the waist down during a camping trip. Only men can neanderball.

From the Rhett & Link sketch, "Camping".

(Link uncovers the bottom half of his sleeping bag and Rhett immediately turns away)
Rhett: Oh! I didn't know you were neanderballing it down there!
Link: Just don't look then
Rhett: It's not the looking it's the knowing!

by ZeeDeutschman December 21, 2015

Neanderthal

A Caucasian human.
A white person.

White people like BeccaBoo are Neanderthals.

by CherylCheryl January 20, 2018

Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

by 5FDP July 8, 2009

neanderthalic

The act or state of being a dumbass.

Any one to question former president Nixon's foreign policy shall recieve my condemnation as a neanderthalic fool

by Alex Bo Balex January 20, 2005

Neandertard

Contracture of Neanderthal and Retard (or Fucktard)

Used to describe a complete thick, retarded mong

U fucking neandertard!!

by Bryn December 5, 2004