neanderthal

the stupid kid with a small misshapen head

look at this stupid fucken neanderthal

neanderthal by p194562 September 17, 2019

Neanderthal

unrefined, primitive-mannered, aloof techbros, usually seen walking in herds or packs in your organisation. (A.k.a neo's, like the matrix!)

yo wtf, there's a bunch of neos or neanderthals sitting on our desk!

Neanderthal by Storeman March 10, 2024

Neanderthal November 

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

Neanderthal November by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.

I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.

neanderthal fuckwit by 5FDP July 8, 2009

neanderthal plate job 

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

neanderthal plate job by cullop April 3, 2010

neanderthal drunk

when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

neanderthal drunk by Big Dumb Animal and Line Crosser July 27, 2007

Neanderthal Syndrome 

The unfortunate condition of looking sort of like a caveman, even if they're not that ugly/don't have that big a nose. Affects girls ranging from ugly to mildly pretty. Main cause: Hair that is long, parted down the middle, and/or wavy. Somehow, you see a girl like this and think "Neanderthal" even though she's not ugly.

*Whoah, that girl looks like a caveman! But she's not ugly...Oh, it's the hair. She has Neanderthal syndrome.*

If you or someone you know suffers from Neanderthal syndrome, a side part is strongly recommended. Many lives (or reputations) could be saved by such simple measures.

Neanderthal Syndrome by pottergeek7 January 15, 2011