Natalie Portman

Hebrew for: "genious being"

I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.

by uglyron August 7, 2003

Natalie Portman

A really hot and intelligent Jew. A rarity these days.

Natalie Portman makes me want to convert to Judaism.

by AlexR April 21, 2005

Natalie Portman

1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother

Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).

by uglyron August 8, 2003

natalie portman

a woman of stunning and almost unreal beauty.
A woman with dark coloring, brown hair and brown eyes olivish skin, who is beyond beautiful.

She's too beautiful for words! She's a natalie Portman!

by mori10 February 16, 2008

natalie portman

A date where only the guy considers or considered it a date.

Dude, I totally thought I was gonna get some last night, but she really did just want to exchange vegan recipes--turns out it wasn't a date, just a natalie portman.

by Solanas69 June 4, 2019

Natalie Portman'ed

As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.

Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.

by Soley Striker November 16, 2007

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022