When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.
by jerry121878 June 13, 2011
Get the Nursing home mug.V. The act of drinking a beer very slowly with the intent of not getting drunk at all or actually wasting brew.
Todd: Mike's been drinkin that same beer for like two hours now.
Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch
Jon:He's not even drunk. Everyone else is wrrrrecked. He's nursing that shit like a lil bitch
by bryalon March 29, 2009
Get the nursing mug.Related Words
Narsing
• nursing home
• Narting
• nursing school
• Narfing
• nursing
• Narbing
• Narding
• narking
• NARPing
A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one will give you a blowjob
by anonymous November 16, 2022
Get the Nursing blowjob mug.A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.
by krh90 September 3, 2009
Get the nursing school mug.World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.
Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.
by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011
Get the Nursing School mug.by Trudub August 29, 2006
Get the nursing a semi mug.by Amykins1136 October 25, 2011
Get the Nursing your drink mug.