napoleon

A short dead dude.

"Bill, I'm waiting..."
"Ummm, he's dead?"
"So what you're telling me is Napoleon was a short, dead dude."
"Well yeah."

by Ted "Theodore" Logan October 6, 2011

The Napoleon

The Napoleon is when you stick all 4 fingers in an orifice typically during a sexual act similar to the large number of photographs capturing Napoleon Bonaparte sticking his 4 fingers in his buttons.

Dirty Josto couldn't quite fist the girl he brought home from the bar but he was able to get 4 fingers in to give her The Napoleon.

by jizmaster2000 December 16, 2013

napoleon

layering or stacking things such as puff pastry; culinary definition

She made a napoleon of shortbread, strawberries and whipped cream for the dessert competition.

by hotshotshooter April 24, 2011

napoleon

Proabably the sweetest charachter ever. He has nunchucks skills, bowhunting skills and is pretty good at drawing animals and warriors and stuff. Hes also pretty good with a bowstaf.

deb: and here we have some boondaggle keychains a must have for the seasons fashion

Napoleon: i already made like infinity of those at scout camp

by Ben Spector March 7, 2005

Napoleoned

A corrupt Berkshire boar fisting your arsehole raw with a unwashed trotter

I heard Tom swift got Napoleoned last night while peeling off a Mexican pancake

by Td999 March 31, 2017

napoleonic

Used to describe something that is akin to the historical period when France dominated Europe (At one point extending from Spain to central Europe including Italy and most of modern day Germany). Napoleon Buonaparte, Emperor of France, was the man whose name lends itself to this word.

The weapon was widely used during the Napoleonic era

by Renaissance Yann March 4, 2015

A Napoleon

1. The act of putting two twin beds together to make a king

2. Dude, why don't your sheets fit the king size bed? Dude, I pushed two full beds together and they made a short king, a Napoleon. Duuude, that's sweet.

by Empress Akira February 27, 2014