turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017

Sherlock is a girl's name

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

by macaronidoodles February 8, 2014

Obama's Last Name

Care

Person 1: Hey what's Obama's last name?
Person 2: It's "Care"

by Tsar Dudebro II September 21, 2019

A Pet Named Steve

An imaginary pet that Markiplier has used in the game Google Fued. It also shows that Mark has officially lost it lolz

I think I swallowed A Pet Named Steve

by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016

Buddy Wayne Name

As in #buddywaynename - Buddy Wayne is a comedic figure of speech, a paraprosdokian of sorts. It consists of a proper name, two syllables in the first and one syllable in the last, which inherently means something else. Sally Forth (i.e. to set out in a sudden, energetic, or violent manner) is the ‘purest’ example of a Buddy Wayne Name (Allen Keys is pretty damn good, too), with a clearly recognizable first name consisting of two syllables, a believable last name with one, and a commonly understood alternate meaning, which is spelled correctly. Donny Brook (i.e. an inordinately wild, contentious, free-for-all brawl), although a very fine example of a Buddy Wayne Name (one of the greats, really), is tragically 'impure' due to the variance (two words in the #bwn, versus one in the original word).

See Also: Wellerism, Tom Swifty, Any other 'figure of speech' reference which helps you to understand this simple concept. It's up to you. Make it work.

Person asking stuff: "What is your Buddy Wayne Name?"

Other person: "Salman Rowe."

Person asking stuff, now with an air of condescension: "Clever. Not pure, but clever. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, regardless."

by Buddy Wayne February 11, 2019

whats her name

"Whats her name?" or just "Name?" for short. Is the question asked under every porn video on the internet. The question we ask ourselves is this " is this guys fap so good he cant read the title"?. In society knowing a girls name is only important to her, A man doesn't need this information to survive. But in porn-life her name is truly everything and without it, a fap will end in disappointment if it ever ends at all.

Damn That Ass Is Ripe......NAME?

WHATS HER NAME?

by Googlefaps.com October 4, 2018

bogan name

In Australia bogan names are Americanised firstnames, they tend to either be derived from surnames (in the American cultural tradition they usually occur as the preservation of the mother's family name. This was originally an English convention and was therefore exported to the colonies), or they are made up amalgams of other names or complete inventions in their own right. As American globo-culture has spread, these names have begun to manifest in the English speaking world. To make these names unique, they are also spelt in numerous bizarre ways. A good example of a bogan name is Dylan. Originally an Irish surname, it is variously spelt; Dylan, Dylen, Dillon, Dillan, Dillen. Often, these names are borrowed from celebrities, so we have flocks of Brittanys and herds of Tysons.

Bogan names are gaining such prominence in Australia now, that soon the concept of bogan names, will be lost under a welter of tens of millions of suchlike.

It is a very clear result of America's cultural hegemony over the English speaking world, particularly.

1. Hello, Jayden, how are you?
It's Jaiden, not Jayden, dickwad!

2. Britny! Geez, what a bogan name!

by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009