optic nadeshot

Nadeshot is a Pro Call of Duty player and currently the captain of the Optic Gaming Pro Team. Lives in the optic house. His real name is Matt Haag and lives in Chicago.

Optic fanboy: OMFG OPTIC NADESHOT IS IN OUR LOBBY OMG PLEASE CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ON XBL
Nadeshot: yo dude lets just focus on winning

by TacoVerse May 23, 2014

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

Nadsat

1. A false language created for use in the novel by Anthony Burgess, "A Clockwork Orange." The Nadsat language is a bastardization of Slavic combined with "school boy" rhyming slang and English terms.

2. A term in the Nadsat language meaning "teenager," derived from the Slavic terms for numbers 11 and 19.

1. Nadsat is one like horrorshow example of a bolshy great language in which we chellovecks use complex slovos to confuse the other vecks whom we give the old ultraviolence.

2. We were in the heighth of Nadsat fasion.

by Deus Ex Magna September 21, 2005

nadsucker

Someone who insists on referring to Tea Party activists as "teabaggers" because of the word's pre-existing sexual connotation. Derives from some TP sympathizers' response of inviting such persons to suck their 'nads.

You're never going to convince that guy to stop calling you a teabagger because he's a habitual nadsucker hoping to score.

by ak4mc November 12, 2010

Nadesh

A wonderful person often misunderstood and is friendly towards everyone although doesn't have a particular friend group to rely on and is a unappreciated friend in most places.

Your life will be great if you've met a Nadesh

by Theunsungdesi June 29, 2017

Washboard Nads

When the testes get really cold and shrivel up and get tight and hard - the wrinkles are the washboard and the testes are the nads!

Dad: Son, why the hell did you turn the AC down so low? It's freezing!
Son: I'm trying to get washboard nads motherfucker!!!

by bonedish July 6, 2017

Mr nedds tickle shed

You will see some stuff in there and you might as well say goodbye to your vCard. But first he’ll smell your feet and then he’ll walk his fingers up to your little dong.

What he will do to you is unknown but mr nedds tickle shed is not the place to be

by Eoekcmdkee September 16, 2019