Nutella

A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.

It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.

Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.

Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)
"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"

"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"
by Ceriffwrdd March 02, 2011
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Nutella is a term for the sweetest tastiest thing on planet earth!
I put Nutella on a spoon and sucked on it for hours!
by Nutella<3 October 24, 2016
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Nutella

The slang "Nutella" comes, of course, from the renowned brand of hazelnut cream known in many countries around the world, probably because it is a very popular product among the youngsters of the middle / upper class. Therefore, "Nutella generation" is used to make fun of and refer to children and teenagers who have grown up in technology, to the modern / gourmet generation; to the so-called "fresh". On the other hand, the "roots generation" is the example to be exalted, it is the right way to be or do something. It's the old or traditional way of doing something.
"Ugh - that Nutella thot is fugly and has 40 RTs on her picture just because people pity her!"
by Au Qui February 26, 2019
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Nutella

a most yummy chocolately and hazelnut spread, recommended to be made into a milkshake or atop pancakes or just eaten straight from the jar. Of french origin, the smallest size jar doubles as a drinking glass!
petey, i think i'll be having another Nutella topped toast for brekkie!
by Jo Ellen July 21, 2005
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The "butter" for chocaholics. Can basically be spread on almost anything, but cannot be baked or cooked. Tastes like a chocolate version of Peanut Butter
John usually didn't like challah bread, but when he spead that Nutella on there, it tasted like cream farts and children's laughter (candy).
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NUTELLA!

A creamy, chocolate hazelnut spread. It's heavenly. hands down the best thing you'll ever eat.
Bob: Hey Jack! guess what?! For lunch I'm having heaven on bread!
Jack: You've got NUTELLA! dude hit me up... now no joke.
by FPO March 21, 2012
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Nutella

Person 1: nutella

Person 2: i commit tax fraud
by Ratas.noodles May 09, 2023
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