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An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.
"Hey Niko! It's your Cousin, let's go bowli-" Nikolai slams his phone through the window of his stolen car and drives into a crowd of people staring at a homeless person yelling at a Cluckin Bell Number 9 large bag.
Nikolai by MyNameJeffDotMP3 December 27, 2017
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Nikolai
Nikolai is a young handsome Russian man who’s either 6 feet tall or is a midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.
Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
Nikolai by Niko chan!!! November 19, 2021
Nikolai
Nikolai is a smart guy but he knows it and doesn’t hesitate to let others know, which definitely makes him a little less smart.
He enjoys mansplaining and going to ice hockey games.
He enjoys mansplaining and going to ice hockey games.
Nikolai by catbloggergirly November 23, 2021
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BEST PERSON EVER KOLYA SOLOS UR ENTIRE FAMILY TREE!!! THEYRE FUNNY AND AWESOME AND AMAZING AND EVERYONE LOVES THEM!!!!! ONLY A COOL PERSON WOULD BE NAMED NIKOLAI!!!! MY FAVOURITE CLOWN EVER GUYS!!!!
(Theyre kinda homo tho…). ALSO THEYRE ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS EVER??!?!?!
SHORT ANSWER: NIKOLAI IS THE BEST
(Theyre kinda homo tho…). ALSO THEYRE ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS EVER??!?!?!
SHORT ANSWER: NIKOLAI IS THE BEST
“Have you talked to Nikolai today?”
“Omg! Yes, I did! He’s so charming and funny!”
“Wow! That’s exactly what I thought!”
“Omg! Yes, I did! He’s so charming and funny!”
“Wow! That’s exactly what I thought!”
Nikolai by traffy waffy May 24, 2022