Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

Newspaper Dick

Where you take a Newspaper and fuck your Girlfriend or Wife with it until you nut. Then take the newspaper and pop her ass a few times till you see cum and black ink from the newspaper on her ass.

Trevor: "Hey dude that girl looks like a fucking freak"

Tyler: "Yea I'm going to take her home and give her a Newspaper Dick"

Cale: "Have you ever given your girl a Newspaper Dick"

Tyler: "Damn right! My girl likes the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal sucks, she makes fun of my size, so I get a Sunday New York Times paper and give her a fucking Newspaper Dick!

by TonyRiceMartinGuitar July 16, 2011

Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read

Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.

by Cregthehat June 30, 2021

Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

newspaper (verb)

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.

The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

newspaper (verb)

by wtf do I write in here bro March 30, 2025

Rusty Newspaper

The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.

Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".

by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012

Polish Newspaper

Oral Sex performed onto someone while they are on the toilet.

Bobby was drunk last night so Tina gave him a polish newspaper he'd never forget.

by Clump Chlumpkins November 7, 2013