My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

My wife or my sister by sexxxxxxxxxx December 19, 2008

My wife's son 

A term used to identify a cuck in public.

When a cuck is speaking all chant "My wife's son My wife's son"

My wife's son by Floydman April 11, 2021

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

get out my wife 

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

get out my wife by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

Fuck My Wife 

A phrase said in a similar manner and context to "Fuck My Life" except used when ones wife/girlfriend is the source of grief

Bill: Hey Mike I got some tickets to the Rangers game tonight, you in?
Mike: Oh hell yeah buddy, just let me run it by my old lady
Wife: Michael you promised me that you would watch the third Harry Potter movie with me tonight, you know how scared I get
Mike: ugh Fuck My Wife, sorry Bill I can't come

Fuck My Wife by Kim4321 March 31, 2010

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

you're my wife now dave by blue ship October 1, 2006

Urkel my wife 

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60

The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!

Urkel my wife by URkEL September 30, 2012