How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.

Hey man, quit breaking my balls.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

reach my base

Ottawa slang for "come over" or "come to my place"

you: yo tryna link b?
shorty: down tonight
you: say less
shorty: what you tryna do?
you: netflix & chill
shorty: ok ;) where and what time?
you: just reach my base whenever

by young luso November 3, 2020

don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining

something you say when someone lies to you, cheats on you, betrays you

john: i love you anna.
anna: don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!

by J-Lima December 30, 2008

team on my back

To "man up" in a sense and perform a difficult task at any cost, anything from single handedly defeating an opposing team or finishing two large pizzas in one sitting. A team is not necessarily involved. May also refer to an awe inspiring act of epic proportion.

Person 1: "Wow, there's no more soda left so you're gonna have to finish your bottle of Captain straight."
Person 2: "I don't think I can do it dude!"
Person 1: "You have to, we gotta get rid of this tonight!"
Person 2: "Fuck it, I'm gonna put the team on my back and just chug it all."

by shellystrick4L December 27, 2010

break my back

when you want someone to fuck you hard

“I want them to break my back”

by Dancer1031 June 27, 2021