toss my salad

making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of someones ass and then shooting semen all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad

Yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my semen

by Bigdongdizzle February 17, 2010

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010

Toss My Salad

When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.

I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)

by Jesus#2 August 15, 2011

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

by CB_ April 26, 2006

test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end

Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.

by Ae5Ea8 July 25, 2015

rock my salad

Another word for tossing salad Aka licking inside the booty.

Come here papí and rock my salad

by Kelsyo January 17, 2017

Grease my salad

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.

Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?

by integrandpiano December 24, 2018