Definitions by integrandpiano
Power Cry
Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
Power Cry by integrandpiano December 1, 2023
Jid
Jid by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
Grease my salad
Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.
Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.
Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.
Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.
Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.
Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?
Grease my salad by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
Take a lettuce
To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
Take a lettuce by integrandpiano December 24, 2018