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To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
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To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.
Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.
Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.
Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.
Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.
Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
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*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023
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