Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

Deine Mutter

"Deine Mutter"-jokes are often used among German teenagers. You can use them to insult someone (or his/her mother).

Otherwise you can use "Deine Mutter!" -> "deine mudda!" (pronounce it die-ne mu-dah) as a slang for "shove it" or when you want to deny sth.

And you can compare it with "your mum".

As an insult:

- "Deine Mutter steht vor KiK und schreit "Nur ich bin billiger!"."
(Your mother stands in front of KiK (that's a cheap boutique, where nobody wants to buy his/her clothes) and shouts "Only I am cheaper!" (cheaper in the meaning of slutty))

And as "shove it":

- "Bring doch den Müll runter"
(Carry off the trash)
- "Ey, deine Mudda!"
(Your mum!)

by your mum's affhole December 4, 2009

mutterhals

German translation meaning "mother throat" or cervix (which is Latin for neck); pen name of the most hated writer on the internet

"Damn, that dude was all up in my mutterhals. Let's hope I don't get pregnant!"

by Gnat Turner December 29, 2008

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

muted

if a groupchat is silenced it is "muted" a synonym is "daned"

i totally just daned (muted) that groupchat

by Ahhahxsbuxhwba October 15, 2017

Get Muted

Usually used in online game play in certain situations.
for example if your are playing online and people keep talking or saying stupid comments and you want them to shut up.

ex:

XXxxannoyingkidxxXX: ah thats soo stupid i killed you blah blah blah whining blah!
Dannyska: ahh yeah kid, get muted.

this is followed by muting that individual gamer, or not.

by dannyska March 6, 2012