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muzak

Word used to describe the shitty music that is raping our airwaves and souls in America. Its produced to entertain the short attention span of soccer moms when they are in elevators and cubicles. Its spelled differently because it has more in common with prozak than it does with music. Its production proccess is also similar to that of prozak.

Muzak usally consists of, but is not limited to:

annoying, repeatitive rhythms

that horrific clapping sound every 5 seconds or so instead of drums

computer-enhanced vocals

Muzak is generally accepted as proof that the world is doomed.
I heard the muzak playing when we got in the elevator.
by Octavio February 28, 2004
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muzak

Repetitive music playing in malls, elevators, swimming pools, etc.
Usually renditions of classic or pop songs without the original lyrics. Management prefers this because it is cheaper and they think it is more "relaxing" than the actual songs. Derived from Music + Prozac.
When I called tech support, they put me on hold for 20 minutes forcing me to listen to horrible muzak!
by Joseph Anthony Reyes April 7, 2004
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musak

Also musaq. Music played in area's where a prospective customer may purchase a good or service. The mood of the music is made to gently force them to drop their doubts about purchase and co-erce them into buying (or spending more)
TIP: Classical is the best type of musaq for up-market eateries.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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A mustache worn by someone who clearly should not be facially-adorned in such a manner.
Jimmy's mustake makes him look like a used car salesman.
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Mistake Made When You Drive A Mustang
Tyler Pulled Up To The Light In His GT

And Made The Mustake Of Racing The SI Turbo
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muzak

A nicer way of saying that a certain music sucks.
"What the Hell is this crap?!"

"It's not crap, it's muzak."
by The Datamonger June 28, 2008
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Muzak

A word used to describe music the speaker doesn't like.
Dude #1: Man, how can you listen to that muzak??

Dude #2: Fuck you, Zeppelin rules
by SmokeyTeeth August 13, 2012
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