Mustn’t Milk Myself March

Just like in No Nut November, during March, you mustn’t milk yourself for the entire month of March.

Benjamin Dover “Hey, are you participating in Mustn’t Milk Myself March?

by Brady31 November 7, 2018

mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

by Sidamo September 8, 2005

mutton mangler

1. One who fornicates with sheep, ewes and/or rams.

2. A bald New Zealand Physician Assistant

Oh yeah, he's a total Mutton Mangler.

by Some soldier March 7, 2008

mutton flaps

Slang term for labia, the lips around a woman’s vagina.

Her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.

by Derptastic_spastic February 27, 2014

mutton dagger

Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.

You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!

by Big Dave January 24, 2003

Lady Muttons

Thick, bushy hair growing on and down the inner thighs of a woman in the vaginal area. Resembling old, hairy mutton chop style sideburns.

Once I pushed aside all the lady muttons I was able to get in there and work her bean with my tongue. Could have used a hair tie.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2017

Mauston Highschool

Where people are illiterate and there are more juuls than brain cells. Never underestimate the concentration of hick that can be contained within these gross walls. Small pp only zone.

Do you have big pp?
No I go to Mauston Highschool

by YungGravey February 4, 2019