Martha

Martha is very protective over her friends and never gives up she has a strong personality and never gives up, she never stops worrying and wants to help everyone who believes they should hurt themselves, she listens to you and never lets people believe that they are worthless, she is very friendly and is a tiny bit crazy.

'Martha is a crazy person but is one of my closest friends'

by Method June 4, 2019

Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.

"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

by Collin Jones August 22, 2006

Martha

An amazing, funny, smart, beautiful girl who is not afraid to voice her opinion. She’s weird and wonderful and anyone with a Martha in their life is blessed.

Guy: “ Hey whose that pretty girl?”

Guy 2: “ She’s Martha and she’s WAY out of your league”

by Meee 💖😇 October 23, 2019

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

Martha

When Martha is angry she’s a formidable opponent. When she is happy she is the most selfless, beautiful, honest and caring individual. Anyone who has Martha in their life is blessed and should count themselves lucky. If there were more Martha’s in the world the world would be a happier and better place.

Martha is the queen of everything

by Mmmmmmnnnn December 27, 2018

Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.

I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"

by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009

muthafuh

An affectionate and playful, somewhat ghetto nickname for a close bud.

Hey muthafuh, what’s up?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021