muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet

Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!

by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019

muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

Muppetastrophe

A disaster or catastrophe caused by a muppet

Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe

by Jamie Poulton January 25, 2009

muppetism

the type of behaviour someone who has not got a clue about anything but thinks they know everything shows usualy when intoxicated under the influence of certain substances or trying to impress a lady.
thus making a compleate tit of themselves in the process.

trying to make best friends with a doorman you have never met before trying to impress friends and girls.

by jestertheknight May 25, 2005

The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

muppetslayer

muppetslayer, much like a vampire slayer. a special individual who spends their time hunting muppets.

kermit, " watch out here comes the muppetslayer."

by barbidahl August 21, 2010