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muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.
I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!
by Walaboom January 21, 2017
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sand muncher

An individual who commits oral on a girl at the beach, thus leaving sand in his/her mouth. The end result: a sandy surprise.
Wow! That kid Jack is a real sand muncher!
by Fishbait June 18, 2020
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MUNcest

Intimate relations between members of Model United Nations (known as "MUNdoes," (em-U-en-does)), of which there are three degrees:

Third Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of different committees at a conference
Second Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same committee at a conference
First Degree MUNcest: occurring between MUNdoes of the same school/program.

While first and second degree MUNcest are in fact smiled upon in many circles, 1st Degree MUNcest is widely frowned upon. Those guilty of 1st degree are to be subjected to friendly teasing such that the crime may never be forgotten.

There is also a legendary and unproven MUNcest with ones chairpersons. Many dismiss this to be mere folklore but experts claim it is theoretically possible. It however has not been worked into the degree system and is largely shrouded in mystery and conjecture.
Natalie and Jordan committed muncest,
Natalie muncested Jordan
by Kris-Nigel December 10, 2003
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Cow Muncher

A name used to call someone fat and dumb without insulting them.
by JayBeeDoubleu March 4, 2010
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muscle wedgie

A wedgie in your muscles and/or brain
Linda worked very hard today she must have a big muscle wedgie

Susan did a lot of sit ups at the gym she'll have a big muscle wedgie tomorrow!;)
by ilikeanan September 6, 2016
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Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too
Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep
by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018
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Musclegod

A man who is extremely muscular. His muscles exceed those of any other male, often to an embarrassing and/or erotic degree. Often use to describe just how muscular a guy is, that they could be considered a god.
Damn, have you seen how massive Matthew is? He's got so much hulking muscle, I'd say he's a musclegod.
by Electrofluf July 11, 2010
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