Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.

Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.

by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010

mummady

Usually the last name of a gigachads

Yo look is it the chad Mummady my guy

by Chadredpilled September 12, 2021

yo mumma

The ultimate insult. The pinnacle of purely and utterly annihilating one's asshole in an argument, a pure roast and toast, the end all be all of a bickering.

guy 1: "I never wanna see you again!!!"
guy 2: "yo mumma"
guy 1: "when are you gonna stop saying that"
guy 2: "yo mumma"

by woopek March 24, 2019

Sticky mummy

When you wrap a fruit roll up on a man's penis and suck it off during oral sex.

I gave him a sticky mummy before he went into my tomb last night

by Happystream November 23, 2019

Slummy mummy

A young mother from a lower socio-economic background. Usually found on a council estate with lots of piercings / children / tattoos. Drug abuse problem optional.

'I saw Kerry Katona in an Iceland advert the other day with her kids.'

'Yeah, she's a real slummy mummy.'

by 13C1 May 19, 2009

Mummy Queef

The only dope more potent than Afghan Kush at the moment. Don't be fooled by imitational grown Mummy Queef, believed to be handled with the tenderness of care and grown in actually pyramids with the Pharaohs.

Just got back from Cairo. The protest were crazy, but not as crazy as a pound of this Mummy Queef.

by Agent O June 22, 2011

Mumday

Mumday is when lay in your house wrapped up like a mummy in blankets all day with no responsibilities.

Do you know what today is? It's Mumday!!

by imsofancier January 2, 2017