mumble rap

A form of music that sounds like a stroke victim trying to deliver a speech; it is often incomprehensible and illogical. Characteristics of Mumble Rap include:

1) The rapper's stage name starts with "Lil" (Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, etc.)
2) Lyrics are about sex, money, drugs, or fame with no originality
3) Mumble Rap is most often listened to by emotionally confused teens that get high (or vape) in groups in public areas

"...I didn't wanna rap like all these other rappers that's rapping right now with their same cadence... I can do it:

HEeDAHBAH-DUBAHDAH-UHH! HUuMANA-DUBADAH-BAHHH! DAABAHAEADAHAEBUADAH!"

- Snoop Dogg, 2015 on mumble rap

by Squag tentacles July 1, 2018

Mumblish

The official language of one who speaks in a mumbled tone, usually someone too lazy to speak clearly or loudly enough for others to understand. Conversing with someone who speaks Mumblish usually leads to anger, frustration and blinding-rage.

Mumbler: "I asdfoindk to mlkasmdfo."

Non-Mumbler #1: "What the fuck did he say? I can't understand him!"

Non-Mumbler #2: "Fucking ignore him, he's speaking Mumblish again!"

by KristywithaK January 1, 2009

Mumble Fucker

A Mumble Fucker is a person who decides to deny themselves of the sense of hearing by wearing ear buds in an area where being able to hear will not only help others that may be trying to help you, but may help you save your own damn ass and not endanger others because you have chosen not to hear things. A really annoying Mumble Fucker wears sunglasses too in already poorly lit areas so they cant see or hear.

I saw this Mumble Fucker almost get hit by the subway train 'cause he was on the edge of the platform looking North for the South bound train and didnt hear the horn ' cause he had some tunes blasting in his ears. Then Ivsaw him blocking the escalator out of the subway tunnel and folks are trying to pass around him to walk up and he cant hear them say "excuse me" 'cause he's Mumble Fucking, tapping his foot and swaying to a beat...

by Artie Fact June 2, 2019

Mumble Rap

First of all, contrary to what mumble rappers and hardcore fans of mumble rappers would like you to believe, mumble rap is real. And in most cases, it's simply not okay. You know you are listening to Mumble rap if you run into the following:

1. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.
2. You can to some degree but are still concerned about their intelligence and/or speech capabilities.
3. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.
4. It's impossible to sing along short of humming or speaking complete gibberish yourself.
5. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.

When the 5 main tell-tell signs above are stressed, they are not referring to a couple of words you may have had trouble hearing correctly and mistake for something else. You cannot, and I mean CANNOT understand the entirety of the song WITHOUT looking up the lyrics. You always have to look up the lyrics of any song, but with most NORMAL songs, you have guesses of what is actually said in full. With Mumble Rap, you have ABSOLUTELY, NO FUCKING IDEA, AT ALL, of what is actually said. Even if you have special linguist powers and do guess some of the words, you'll most likely be surprised to find out there are 4 or 5 words in the hook that you did not even pick up on, let alone make sense out of. And you'll likely find even more during verses. In fact, the chances of you having a clue of what is said at all during a verse are very very very low. That's how bad Mumble Rap is.

Examples of Mumble Rappers include: Young Thug(Worst case of this motherfucker is the song "Lifestyle"), Desiigner(Goddammit, he is the epitome example of everything written above), Future(To a lesser, but still concerning degree than the two aforementioned)

Other rappers who are not as bad as the three above(Usually, that is) but still have their fair share of problems include: Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi Vert, and Quavo from Migos(And many many more)

by chickewingzbruh August 4, 2017

Mumbo Jumbo

1. Nonsense; Gibberish; Makes no sense

2. A lie

3. A British youtuber that does mostly minecraft videos

You don't really believe all that mumbo jumbo, do you?

I can't believe all these people just talking mumbo jumbo.

Hey look, Mumbo Jumbo just uploaded another video!

by Ben2403 December 18, 2015

Mumble Humming

This is when you know the words to a song , but your somewhere in which you can not sing the words outloud , such as a classroom, so you use a low mumble voice to portray the words and hum from the back of your throat as if you were making the beat. In all reality your the only one who even has a clue what you are singing.

The kid behind me must have a song stuck in his head, he keeps mumble humming something I can't understand .

Hunter from Spanish class is a professional Mumble Hummer , I can never understand what he is singing even when he is trying.

by morningcartoons January 8, 2010

Mumblemouth

a)A word used to describe someone who mumbles; Someone who you have no idea what they are saying because they are either far too quiet, or they are mumbling (could be a combination of both)

That girl is a mumblemouth, no one can understand her.

by danax16 June 27, 2010