mullettopcocktail

Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.

Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!

by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one) June 13, 2005

mulletron

a very uncommon word that is used to describe a white person that has very tight, curly hair; has no relation to the mullet hairstyle

WOAH! Look at that Dan kid and his mulletron.

by kriegsmachine April 14, 2005

mulletocracy

a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.

oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.

you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.

the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.

We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.

by uncle fuckbucket May 14, 2024