muffstache

a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.

nice muffstache juli!

by jackin kevackie November 3, 2008

muffstache ride

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

Muffstache

A word for female pubic hair.

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"

by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010

Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*

1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!

by Reaper727 September 26, 2009

Muffstache

The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.

A really good band name is Muffstache.

by A Creative Pseudonym December 16, 2008

muffstang

Is a play-on-word for the word "Mustang"

1. An insult to a person meaning that they are a pussy
2. When a vagina hurts

"Dude you're such a muffstang!"

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

mustashee

hair on the upper lip, you know..mustashee

Alice: what's Denny doin with all that hair on his lip?
Brenda: Oh..that's just his mustashee...DUH
Alice: Oh I forgot...mustashee

by timothy johnstone November 10, 2006