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chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,
by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011
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Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.
Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)
by Head Doctor February 5, 2014
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ear muffs

A woman's hairy legs act as ear muffs when you eat at the Y (perform cunnilingus).
Look, I don't care if my lady doesn't shave her legs... I'll wear ear muffs if she wants me to wear ear muffs.
by DustinSchaeffer December 7, 2007
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dick muffs

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.
Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?
by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004
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Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018
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Thigh Muffs

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.
by Timmy January 16, 2003
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Tone muffs

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!
by Binky2008 July 2, 2007
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