This Moffman guy has no friends
by Atwat October 14, 2016
Get the moffman mug.KoroSensei laughed as you guessed the correct secret ingredient of the muffeans he made himself, "Delicious right?" He asked you. You lay there, chained to to bed as you spit out the muffean on his face.
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A small little man who uses toilet humour and will still have the maturity of a 4 year old when he’s in his late 50s.
by Pseudonymyim February 2, 2024
Get the Muffyan mug.When a nigga' should be stayin' on his grind but instead is tricking off his time, effort and paper for the pursuit of pussy. In other words; he's out his Mufffuckin' mind. Some might call it "chasing tail" others may call it "chasing head" but it all comes down to trying to fuck any number of bitches so much it is taking away from a well balanced life. Studios can get lost, rides can get repo'd, time can be spent in jail as a result - Bring awareness to those suffering from Muffmind by actively pointing it out, it is very difficult to self-identify Muffmind while under its hold. With time and effort comes wisdom, we can all learn to detect the early warning signs and better manage the condition.
Jamal has been suffering from a bad bout of Muffmind, he's going on three months not paying his monthly fiddy' for child support - He's gonna end up in county again whenever they catch up to him ... My girl, Clarice, the one that works at the outlet mall... She says he's been in there and spent more than 3 racks on purses for two different bitches and according to his punch card he's prolly spent more like five...
by Unauthorized Snacks February 4, 2024
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