muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010

Muffling

A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.

Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!

by Cahill_RO April 18, 2018

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

[muellering]

Definition "Muellering" misleading, contradictory, vague or ambiguous statements meant to confuse the left wing media in an effort to continue and further the RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY THEORY against TRUMP.

FBI Robert Mueller found Trump not guilty of "Russian Collusion" but was unclear while Muellering about "obstruction of justice."

by QUILL News May 30, 2019

Mufasering

An act of betraying someone by dropping him/her off of a high place.

"Mufasering", geddit?

by Sup-AsiaCoolie February 20, 2021

Muellering

The lingering urge to believe and fantasize that the outcome of a process or proceeding will end with victory and vindication.

My husband is in a jolly mood these days muellering about Trump being found guilty on at least one of his felony charges and is sentenced to jail.

by gshook November 30, 2023

Mullering

The act of taking 2 tabs of acid and raping someone, most likely a female.

This 20 year old Austrian dude is mullering me.

by cockandballs2 June 19, 2025