What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."
"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.
by lolololololz October 30, 2008
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by Leslie Marie Thesbian January 15, 2009
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Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
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Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"
by Alymae April 28, 2013
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3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
4. "I've never laughed so much.... Gotta love the muffla!"
5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"
2. "After about half an hour the muffla kicked in and holy fuck..."
3. "Nah I don't like smoking it. But I'll rip into the muffla"
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5. "Geez mate that muffla had stems in it"
by gibbalatte April 22, 2017
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by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015
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dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.
person 2:
you fucking muffmangler!
by mrskag April 3, 2007
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A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
A muffragette is a lady who prefers to go au naturale and grow out her pubic hair (despite the current trend to remove it).
Muff in Britain is common slang for a woman's lady garden, thus, the Muffragette is a cultivator of her muff.
She is proud, unconventional and daring.
The term originates from the janyouhairy brigade. They used the term to define those who take part in Janyouhairy, which is the month long charity event where women cease all hair removal for the month of January.
The event is intended as a fun, feminist statement, but also raises money for Ovarian Cancer research through sponsorship.
"Hey, is that chick French or something"?
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
"Why dude?"
"Because she has strangely captivating hairy pits and a lovely lady garden to boot"
"Oh, no, she's just a Muffragette. She has no time for tedious waxing, it must be janyouhairy"
by Jinki Fly January 9, 2013
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