Mootch

Someone who always is begging and stealing food. Example at the caff table if someone every day comes and asks for food or takes your pizza when you are not looking. They are usually very nice and you know you love them.. but its not their fault if they have gross lunches and they look for nourishment in others :) Always be generous and when they ask for gum dont lie and say no cause thats not nice. Rude if you call them freeloaders.

"Oh look its Julia coming to ask people for food again, she is such a mootch".
"Run from the mootch!"

"Hide your food, the mootch is coming"

by The_MOotch October 22, 2010

Möötcher

Möötucher

Möötcher, my wife needed a hysterectomy so I took her to the mööt butcher.

by Tile kurner December 19, 2020

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

miotch

1.) Derogatory term for your friend Mitch; to be used on all festive occassions.

2.) rhymes with "Biatch".

"What up Miotch? pass the bowl...biatch!"

by you know who this is February 17, 2004

motchian

means a black guy who dates nothing but white girls

dood that guy is such a motchian.

by marc robinson February 15, 2008

Motchly

Denotes a food with a displeasing, soggy texture. Most often refers to bread that has become wet to the point of disintegration.

I can't stand French Dip sandwiches where the entire thing is immersed in au jus before serving because the bread becomes motchly.

by A. Elisabeth October 23, 2011

Miotch

This guy gets a thumb up, that is for sure. However, can we really tell if he has thumbs or not? Is he capable of giving himself a thumbs up, or must he hold a thick pencil in his palm facing skyward to resemble a thumb? Either way the man is a legend, thumb or no thumb. He is close with Dan the Man but not in a sexual, friend ship, or literal meaning.

Is that a pencil in Miotch's hand?

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004