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Ming Mole

An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.

The term is a combination of two words:

"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and

"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.

The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.

The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need.
by zachlost April 8, 2011
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mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.
The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.
by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008
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Moleratabass

a special type of person. very distinctive looks, horribe to look at and can also be linked with the word 'seabassacock'. saying moleratabass frequently often irritates a person.
Moleratabass Moleratabass Moleratabass
by richybass July 4, 2009
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Naked Mole Bitch

The female version of a naked mole rat. The most notable male of the species being Rufus, Ron Stoppable's pet/sidekick from the Disney cartoon Kim Possible.
"My boy Rufus finally gettin' that Naked Mole Bitch pussy!"
by El Pedro the Mexicano January 25, 2019
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Molehilled

The state of an online forum thread which has been locked by an administratior or moderator on the basis that the subject matter is too trivial to warrant further discussion. Typically a concluding post is made by the moderator to the effect that the discussion to date has made a "mountain out of a molehill" before the thread is locked for further discussion. Threads tending towards criticism of the moderator's organisation may sometimes be pre-emptively molehilled to avoid further negativity to propagate.
Poster1: Hey, respond to my post about Germaine Greer's new book!
Poster2: I can't. It's been molehilled.

Moderator: This is going nowhere. Molehilled.
by Captain_Balls November 6, 2008
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Molepiece

A mole is a unit of measurement used to express amounts of a chemical substance, defined as an amount of a substance that contains as many elementary entities. In essence it relates to something large.

A piece can have multiple meanings from just being used an abbreviation/short name for something e.g. you piece of shit! to anything more generalised e.g. nice piece!

The term Molepiece brings these two majestic meanings together allowing the instigator of said word full artistic license over it's meaning. It can be used most commonly in the workplace to avoid finding oneself in an angry boss situation or inevitable HR incident.
1. You are such a molepiece
2. My boss is a molepiece
3. Suck my molepiece
4. Complete molepiece
by Spudmund December 14, 2012
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Buried Mole

A flaccid, small, uncircumcised penis hidden deep behind the foreskin. May occasionally peek it's head out.
Carl is a total wanker although I doubt he's able to rub his buried mole.

Dan was always self conscious in the locker room thinking everyone was laughing at his buried mole.

Susie was ready to give Jacob head for the first time but was disappointed when she encountered a buried mole.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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