moustake

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

Mouseketeer

When one decides to place a gerbil or other small mouse up their rectum, they become a "mouseketeer." Richard Gere was one of the orginal mouseketeers.

I don't travel to West Hollywood, but I'm guessing there are many famous mouseketeers living there.

Britney Spears was a mouseketeer - i'm just sayin'

by d-e-m November 26, 2009

mouseketeer

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis

All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Mousekatool

A rude or ill-behaved guest at a Walt Disney theme park.

(From a pun on the slang word "tool" and the "Mousekatools" in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show.)

That dude on the shuttle bus who glared at me as he set his backpack on the only remaining seat? Or the guy who ran over my foot with his scooter and didn't apologize? Total mousekatools.

by FeliceLovesCats September 6, 2020

mousekatard

One who is new to computers and has limited or no control whatsoever over the mouse, frequently becoming frustrated by their own lack of coordination and inability to master eye-hand coordination at a level a two-year-old would have little difficulty achieving.

It's too bad about Betty. She's such a mousekatard she accidentally dragged her entire hard drive to the trash and lost her system, then got the cord tangled around her neck and suffocated.

by Gary Guthrie September 19, 2008

Mousekatool

A word used to describe the genitals of an especially mouse like person. They generally have a punchable face and wear ralph lauren boxers.

When he showed me his Mousekatool I broke up with him. They say don’t sweat the small stuff.

by JizzneyFan July 15, 2021

mousekinesias

The erratic movement of the mouse cursor on the screen - that is in opposition to the way your hand is directing it.

"this computer mouse is whack...its having mousekinesias."

by yourme June 23, 2009