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by Lexy October 24, 2003

Moose Fucker

A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!

American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?

Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!

by John Christian December 26, 2008

moose fucker

when you meet a really horny canadian

i just met this really cool moose fucker

by horse condome February 15, 2018

moose fucker

A moose fucker is somebody from Canada.

If you live in canada you are automaticly a Moose Fucker.

by Afterlife(6t9) April 8, 2006

moose fuckin

an event thats to good for what someones trying to take there. To make fun of someone or their junk.

JASON:Were going street racing
SCOTTY:Good im taking my camaro!
JASON:I wouldnt drive that thing to a moose fuckin.

other example:
JOSH:Why arent you inviting Scotty to the concert?
JASON:His B O stinks, he couldnt attend a moose fuckin!

by bobtheagent January 25, 2009

Moose Fucker

What Sarah Palin is. Have you seen her husband? What would YOU call him? She has sex with this creep. And she is the Queen of Mean, too.

What a moose fucker that Sarah Palin is! Jeez, did anyone with a measurable IQ actually vote for that ditz?

by Caribou Musticle March 15, 2009

moose fucker

when somebody fucks amoose

uh uuh yes yes harder uh ahhh!

by DaRk AnGeL March 12, 2003