The act of tea bagging while fully erect.Dropping ones balls on anothers head or shoulder while "hard". Thus creating a long shaft or "nose"and floppy ears resembling those of a mouse.
by Daeg Odinson November 18, 2010
1. A primitive mammal classified as a rodent, does not actually like cheese.
2. A small device used to control the computer, place tape under the scanner for April Fools to mess with it.
2. A small device used to control the computer, place tape under the scanner for April Fools to mess with it.
1. A mouse eating cheese is a myth.
2. A computer mouse moves the arrow by being moved with your hand.
2. A computer mouse moves the arrow by being moved with your hand.
by WhoDatFreshBoi April 01, 2017
by Laughsomuch1101 January 19, 2011
A girl living in Texas, who has way too much energy for her own good, and slightly resembles a small mouse.
by Miss ML August 27, 2008
The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.
Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
by FreshAir2.0 December 07, 2018
A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.
Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
by mountain doobies August 06, 2007
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.
by Aaronak January 14, 2005