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Ossified

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!
"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"
by Solid9 January 5, 2007
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mystified

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er
by sofa king cool May 24, 2006
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Modified Elevator Shimmy

Alternating up-and-down hand motions on the back of another person in a face-to-face romantic encounter. While one hand moves upwards the other hand moves downwards, unlike the elevator shimmy, where both hands caress up or down at the same time.
Eric: Hey man, any luck tonight?

Mike: Just a modified elevator shimmy.
by Miguel Commotion November 24, 2009
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ossified

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move
by AlzerSlong November 19, 2004
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genetically modified asshole

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.
scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.
by flack destroyer January 22, 2005
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Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.
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by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019
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modified abe lincoln

we all know and love the abe lincoln - cumming on an unconcious (either by drinking, or donkey punch) girls face, trimming her pubes, and giving her an abe lincoln beard.

The modified abe lincoln is the same thing, only a hitler moustache.
check out the modified abe lincoln i gave the passed out girl in the basement.
by rezombied November 5, 2005
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